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Sunday, April 4th, 2010
12:21 pm	UFO Filmed In Kazakhstan UFO video footage has appeared on the internet showing a flying saucer in broad daylight. The video allegedly shows an alien spacecraft hovering above a power station in Kazakhstan. Kazakhstan has become a hotbed for UFO sightings in recent years, the Kazhakstan Government openly admit their belief that aliens are visiting the planet and that there is an underwater base somewhere in the Caspian Sea that alien visitors are using. Last year they even announced plans to build the world’s first Alien Embassy to make first contact with the extra terrestrial visitors. [source] (Comment on this)
Monday, March 29th, 2010
8:17 pm	Indonesian Man Chops His Own Penis Off And Tosses It Down Well A 19 year old man from Central Java, Indonesia emasculated himself earlier today after breaking up with his girlfriend. After severing his own manhood the young chap then tossed the detached organ down a nearby well, family members have since searched for the amputated genital but their efforts have been fruitless. The eunuch was taken to hospital where he is being treated for his physical and mental condition. Although his reproductive gland seems to have disappeared and will not be reattached, his wounds are no longer life threatening. “His wound could have been fatal but he will survive and we are trying our best to heal it,” Cilacap Municipal Hospital director Sugeng Budi Susanto told reporters. [source] (Comment on this)
Wednesday, October 14th, 2009
9:15 am	Blood Energy Potion Good news for all sad old Goths and wannabe vampires out there, Urban Collector are now supplying IV bags full of fruity flavoured fake blood, which has all the nutritious value of real blood. Blood Energy Potion claims to have the same colour, consistency and nutritional make up as blood, and also promises to be garlic free and comes in a lovely fruity flavour. The synthetic blood drink is packed with energy providing goodness, protein, iron and electrolytes and comes in a cool looking transfusion bag. With Christmas rapidly approaching this could be the ideal gift for the teenage, brooding Twilight fan in your life. Comment Read All Comments [source] (Comment on this)
Monday, May 4th, 2009
6:31 pm	Ultradome Heroes star Milo Ventimiglia, who plays Peter Petrelli in the hit NBC show has been talking about his latest venture Ultradome. Ultradome will be a web-based project which allows "geeks" to pit their favourite films or film characters against one another in hypothetical battles. It's a similar concept to Spike TV's Deadliest Warrior where different combatants from throughout history are pitted against each other, like pirate versus medieval knight for example. In Ultradome contestants will have the opportunity to test whether Darth Vader, for instance could beat Gandalf in a battle to the death. Ventimiglia is co-producing the web show with Russ Cundiff, and both producers are lined up to appear in the first episode where Ventimiglia will be backing the George Lucas franchise Star Wars against Cundiff's favourite The Lord of the Rings. Ventimiglia told The Hollywood Reporter: "My whole life has been spent engaged with friends in intellectual debate ... like whether Captain Kirk is tougher than Spock or if Middle Earth is a more difficult place to live than Tatooine. With 'Ultradome,' we can bring these debates to the public and settle them in the most logical way possible: through armed combat." Ventimiglia and Cundiff are hoping to launch their project this summer, and hopefully we might eventually answer that age old question ~ do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Who would you like to see battling it out in the Ultradome? Read All Comments (Comment on this)
Wednesday, February 11th, 2009
8:23 pm	Interpol Step In To Save Albinos The international police organisation Interpol has been drafted in to aid Tanzanian authorities combat the increasing risk of ritual murder to albinos living in the country. Talking exclusively to Tanzanian newspaper The Citizen Director of Criminal Investigations, Commissioner Robert Manumba told reporters that there was evidence that the recent spate of albino murders involved international criminal gangs dealing in albino body parts in several African countries. As reported previously at The Morningstarr*, Tanzanian authorities are clamping down on the vile and sadistic craze of killing albinos to produce voodoo fetishes from their bodies. Last month black magic witch doctors in Tanzania had their licenses revoked by the Government to discourage the horrific practice. Now police from neighbouring countries Rwanda, Burundi and the Democratic Republic of Congo are assisting Tanzanian police in their efforts to bring the rogue albino slayers to justice. "We will stop at nothing, and we are going to make sure that we follow this issue up until the last perpetrator is apprehended," said Commissioner Manumba. It is thought that Tanzanian albinos are being murdered to supply a much larger market which includes several other African countries where the same mistaken superstitious beliefs are found. Many seemingly backward people across Africa believe that albinos have magical powers and are viewed as lucky charms to be harvested. Albino people in Africa are even referred to as "sope" which means “something magical inhabited by powerful evil spirits”. Sexual intercourse with an albino is considered to be a cure for HIV by some superstitious Africans, but now the witch doctors are prescribing albino body parts for many different ailments which has caused the number of albino rapes to fall and numbers for murderous mutilations rise drastically. The figure now stands at over 40 brutal albino slayings in the past 12 months. This isn't the first time Interpol have acted in Tanzania in this manner, several years ago they conducted an operation to stop similar ritual murders where people were skinned to death. Comment Read All Comments (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 24th, 2009
2:40 pm	Bright Orange Dog Poo Community wardens in Weston-super-Mare, affectionately known as "dogshit police", have started an awareness campaign which involves colouring dog excrement bright orange. The "You've Been Tangpooed" campaign aims to highlight the dangers of rubbing dog crap in your eyes. Every year over 100 people go blind from toxicariasis, a parasitic infection that's caught when people play with dog mess. The wardens who are working on a number of sink estates in Weston have the power to give people on the spot fines if they allow their dogs to foul the area with their dirt. As a warning the wardens are patrolling the area and spray painting any shit they find bright orange, rather than picking it up and protecting children. If any child is somehow compelled to play with a dog turd, surely a bright orange one will be far more enticing? And obviously easier to spot. Comment Read All Comments Bright Orange Dog Poo (Comment on this)
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009
8:29 pm	Doctors Plan To Remove Parasitic Twin Doctors in Zambia are preparing to operate on a nine month old baby who has a parasitic twin attached to it's buttocks. 18 year old Mercy Lenganji gave birth to little Faith Mwampe in April last year. Faith has an unformed parasitic twin emerging from her backside, and doctors fear she will be unable to walk or lead a normal life unless the unfortunate sibling is surgically removed from faith's bottom. Mercy had been expecting twins after a scan during pregnancy revealed two fetuses, but unfortunately when Faith was delivered the true horror was apparent. Mercy told reporters that Faith's father has only visited once. "Faith's father Martin Mwape took one look at his daughter and has never come back and I am sure this is because of her deformity." Mercy said. "My friends laughed at me when they saw my child. But that does not bother me now because I love my child and I am so hopeful of this operation that I am not going to think about their opinion." She added. The Zambian Government have also abandoned Mercy and Faith, the family are having to cover the expensive cost of the surgery themselves. Prof Mukonge from the University Teaching Hospital in Lusaka who will be performing the operation is very confident of the outcome. "Once we operate on the child we expect her to make a complete recovery. This surgery is to improve the quality of Faith's life as she ages and of course, even though it carries risks, we expect full success. "We anticipate that this will be the only major surgery that the child will ever need and even though the operation is long and complex, there will hopefully be no complications. "As soon as Faith has recovered from the operation we will put her into a rehabilitation programme and that is where the real work will begin." He said. Comment Read All Comments Doctors Plan To Remove Parasitic Twin (Comment on this)
Saturday, January 17th, 2009
9:03 pm	Horror Stories From Gaza A Palestinian surgeon has been giving details of the horrific injuries sustained by civilians in Gaza since the latest fighting broke out. Dr Ahmad Yahya, who is a professor of neurosurgery at El Arish Hospital says he is shocked and appalled by the gruesome injuries being inflicted on the Palestinian people by Israeli Defense Forces and their new weapons. Dr Ahmed is cataloguing the horrific injuries such as babies being shot in the head, babies with broken spines due to being thrown by shell blasts. People burned to the bone by white phosphorus, nail bombs causing brutal injuries and a new phenomena micro pellets which leave no entry wound but cause fatal internal injuries. According to the professor micro pellets enter the body in large numbers and destroy internal organs such as the brain and lungs. “You can’t find the entry point because it enters by very small holes in the skin,” he said. Because the surgeons can't find the point of entry they have great difficulty diagnosing the extent of the injuries and controlling the bleeding. “I am a professor but I have not seen or read about this before. Papers and literature on war injury don’t mention these,” he said in an interview yesterday. Dr Ahmed spoke of the appalling injuries caused by the Israeli forces using white phosphorus, which is outlawed by the Chemical Weapons Convention. The incendiary is used in grenades and thrown into houses to clear them. If it comes into contact with flesh it burns relentlessly. “It does not stop burning until it vanishes. So it eats the skin, the muscle even the bone. You can’t repair the wound and the limb must be amputated. You cannot find anything to repair,” Dr Ahmed told us. The professor even reported that Israeli forces were using nail bombs that explode sending dozens of nails flying through the air, and human bodies. One man lost his penis through a nail bomb wound, Dr Ahmed claims. “We had a man in his 30s with this nail cutting into his leg and entering his testicles and penis and out the other side. He lost his penis,” Dr Ahmed, who is often reduced to tears in front of his colleagues due to the ghastliness of his work, has decided to photograph each and every horrific case which comes into the hospital so it can be presented as evidence in any war crimes investigation. “I want to send it to any lawyer to take action against the killers who are killing civilised people. They are not soldiers. They are civilians. They have no arms, no anti-aircraft weaponry. They have only guns and hand-made rockets. What can that do?” he said. Dr Ahmed finished his interview with this chilling warning to the Israelis. “But in the future we will take our account from this. People will not forget this,” Comment Read All Comments www.themorningstarr.co.uk/2009/01/17/horror-stories-from-gaza/ (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, August 2nd, 2008
3:18 pm	Decapitation Suicide Tadeusz Szewczek, a successful Polish businessman has killed himself by attaching one end of a length of wire rope around a fence post and the other end around his neck then speeding off in his car at top speed. When the rope reached full tension Szewczek’s head popped off like a cork leaving a champagne bottle, and reportedly “bounced” down the road towards his horrified wife Malgorzata. Szewczek was thought to be having marriage difficulties, and waited two hours for his wife to return home before carrying out the bizarre suicide. Malgorzata Szewczek is being treated for shock. The condition of the car is unknown at this point. Decapitation Suicide (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 29th, 2008
8:14 pm	Body Found In Anthony Hopkins’ Freezer Police have arrested Anthony Hopkins in connection with the body of a woman found in his freezer. Police believe the woman to be Hopkins’ wife, 36 year old Aletha who has not been seen in public for three years. Authorities are currently waiting for the body to completely thaw before they can make a full identification and determine the cause of death. Body Found In Anthony Hopkins' Freezer (Comment on this)
Monday, July 7th, 2008
8:24 pm	Urine Revives Coma Victim A man left in a coma after being attacked with a charm bracelet was miraculously cured after drinking his wife’s urine. 23 year old Saheed Tijani from the Agege area of Lagos in Nigeria got into a dispute with a work colleague, Kabiru Olabie, over a pair of pliers. Kabiru Olabie, who is commonly known as Bin Laden, pulled a charm belt on the unsuspecting Saheed and struck him with it. It is reported that Saheed immediately fell into a deep coma, a direct result of being struck by the charm and a clear indication the charm was a magical weapon. “Bin Laden” was duly pounced on by the rest of the workshop staff and received a severe beating which was only prevented from becoming a full blown lynching when a passing policeman intervened. The gathered crowd’s attention then turned to helping the poor unconscious Saheed, fortunately an elderly member of the group suggested that inviting Saheed’s wife to urinate in his mouth would reverse the ill effects of the charm. Saheed’s wife Alimat was summoned to the scene of the crime and without hesitation squatted over Saheed’s face and urinated in his mouth. The moment the urine passed his lips Saheed miraculously sprang back to life, and the crowd cheered with joy. Saheed was then taken, along with the charm and “Bin Laden” to the local village leader, or Baale. “Bin Laden” then confessed that the charm was indeed responsible for causing the coma, and also told the Baale that nine pieces of alligator pepper were also required to fully treat Saheed and return him to full health. The alligator peppers were gathered and administered, and “Bin Laden” signed an undertaking that Saheed would suffer no further ill effect for the next five years. Then everyone returned to work happy that the event was behind them. Urine Revives Coma Victim (Comment on this)
Tuesday, July 1st, 2008
7:41 pm	Drug Addicts High On Faeces Drug addicts in poor south east Asian countries are turning to faeces to get their fix. The Kelantan National Anti-Drug Agency in Malaysia have reported that some drug addicts desperate to get high have resorted to inhaling vapours from human excrement in a bid to get stoned. Drug Addicts High On Faeces (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 10th, 2008
11:02 pm	Albinos Hunted In Tanzania African witch doctors have been recommending sexual intercourse with an albino as a cure for HIV for some time now. This has seen a dramatic increase in the number of albino women being raped in south-east Africa. But the horror doesn’t end there, now albino skin and body parts are becoming a valuable commodity. In Tanzania alone there have been at least nineteen albino people, including children, killed and mutilated in the past year. Albinos Hunted In Tanzania (Comment on this)
Saturday, May 31st, 2008
3:32 pm	Proof Of Alien Encounter Proof Of Alien Encounter Controversial Video claiming to show footage of a real life alien visitor. (Comment on this)
Friday, May 30th, 2008
10:47 pm	Sex Slave Teacher The teacher is alleged to have been lying on top of her student, when she pinched his nipples and instructed him to "treat her like a sex slave". Sex Slave Teacher (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 29th, 2008
8:32 pm	Woman Killed By Cows An investigation is under way to find out what caused a herd of cattle to trample a woman to death this week. Woman Killed By Cows (Comment on this)
Friday, April 18th, 2008
1:12 pm	Cheeky Girls Homo-Erotic Incestual Confession Gabriela told Telegraph writer Neil Tweedie that she and her sister still sleep together in the same bed at their family home in Transylvania. Cheeky Girls Homo-Erotic Incestual Confession (Comment on this)
Tuesday, April 15th, 2008
4:48 pm	Escaped Panda Roams Scottish Countryside One of two escaped pandas is still at large in Kirkcudbright in Scotland. Escaped Panda Roams Scottish Countryside (Comment on this)
Friday, April 11th, 2008
6:35 pm	Woman Living With Plague Of Rats Authorities in Rochester, Washington. used a warrant to enter the home of a woman who’s house was overrun with hundreds of rats. Woman Living With Plague of Rats (Comment on this)
4:22 pm	Was James Brown Murdered? The Godfather of Soul is rumoured to have been poisoned by thieves intent on stealing a fortune buried somewhere on Brown’s South Carolina estate! Was James Brown Murdered? (Comment on this)